








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 50 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
453 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,782 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 170 | 10% |
| Smokes | 615 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 564 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 433 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $602,587 of utility $235 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 25 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | tobifo | 39% | 77 |
| #7 | Jannilol12 | 35% | 26 |
| #8 | Nadi | 19% | 36 |
| #9 | GamerBene19 | 18% | 39 |
| #10 | OlafVanHuusen | 13% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tobifo | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Lugga | 3 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Nadi | 3 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | htyM | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Jannilol12 | 2 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ef03ch1abb2 | +4.34 | 51 | 33 |
| #2 | htyM | +4.01 | 72 | 75 |
| #3 | Lugga | +2.02 | 68 | 63 |
| #4 | Piereer der Seshersteller | +2.00 | 64 | 61 |
| #5 | tobifo | +1.41 | 65 | 53 |





