








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1158 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Anubis | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 73 matches | ||
| Premier | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Wingman | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8628 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,140 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4330 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1771 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 7162 | 44% |
| Molotovs | 2877 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,114,868 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1191 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AloofPolo | 58% | 183 |
| #2 | ManchotExplosif | 56% | 241 |
| #3 | Layyy | 54% | 621 |
| #4 | Antho_0002 | 45% | 137 |
| #5 | Lukito | 45% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AloofPolo | 58% | 183 |
| #2 | ManchotExplosif | 56% | 241 |
| #3 | Layyy | 54% | 621 |
| #4 | Antho_0002 | 45% | 137 |
| #5 | Lukito | 45% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Layyy | 61 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | ManchotExplosif | 26 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | AloofPolo | 12 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | Antho_0002 | 11 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Layyy | 557 | 0.05 | 12 min |
| #2 | AloofPolo | 434 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #3 | Lukito | 255 | 0.31 | 6 min |
| #4 | ManchotExplosif | 112 | 0.02 | 3 min |
| #5 | Antho_0002 | 91 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arsenito ♿ | +5.22 | 79 | 52 |
| #2 | Layyy | +0.16 | 57 | 35 |
| #3 | AloofPolo | -0.96 | 34 | 37 |
| #4 | Lukito | -1.40 | 41 | 62 |
| #5 | ManchotExplosif | -3.91 | 36 | 33 |





