








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 377 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 133 matches | ||
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




72 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2148 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,551 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1941 | 43% |
| Smokes | 738 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 1152 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 720 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $631,357 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 788 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sh0wbusiness CS.ARMY CSGOSKINS | 54% | 35 |
| #2 | Incerside | 47% | 76 |
| #3 | BugsBunny | 44% | 34 |
| #4 | 4fun | 44% | 62 |
| #5 | ThoraXe | 43% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Incerside | +2.35 | 88 | 67 |
| #2 | 4fun | +2.15 | 77 | 72 |
| #3 | ThoraXe | +2.11 | 79 | 77 |
| #4 | lateralus | +0.45 | 82 | 54 |
| #5 | sh0wbusiness CS.ARMY CSGOSKINS | +0.35 | 76 | 64 |





