








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 733 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 274 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4242 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,721 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4095 | 32% |
| Smokes | 4124 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2188 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2314 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,354,380 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2150 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ah Fong | 64% | 36 |
| #2 | Rahk | 59% | 29 |
| #3 | SEN TenZ | 55% | 130 |
| #4 | godo | 54% | 101 |
| #5 | mAri0x | 50% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | BOT Larry | 46% | 24 |
| #8 | r3n:レン | 40% | 156 |
| #9 | Klim1nt | 36% | 137 |
| #10 | v1n | 35% | 37 |
| #11 | manolo sanchez | 30% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r3n:レン | 16 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | SEN TenZ | 15 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | Klim1nt | 13 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | ✪ issameoscar ッ | 8 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | mAri0x | 7 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SEN TenZ | 574 | 0.21 | 13 min |
| #2 | godo | 548 | 0.26 | 16 min |
| #3 | r3n:レン | 454 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #4 | ✪ issameoscar ッ | 276 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #5 | Klim1nt | 272 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SEN TenZ | +3.27 | 75 | 58 |
| #2 | H3nryH11 | +2.35 | 76 | 62 |
| #3 | ✪ issameoscar ッ | +2.03 | 68 | 65 |
| #4 | Rahk | +1.72 | 68 | 71 |
| #5 | godo | +1.16 | 74 | 77 |





