








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 7 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 74 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1319 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,322 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1482 | 45% |
| Smokes | 942 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 531 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 367 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $194,367 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 241 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✮︎✮Toothless✮︎✮ | 64% | 22 |
| #2 | ✮︎✮PeeriE✮✮ | 58% | 31 |
| #3 | ✮︎✮React✮︎✮ | 55% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✮︎✮Toothless✮︎✮ | 64% | 22 |
| #2 | ✮︎✮PeeriE✮✮ | 58% | 31 |
| #3 | ✮︎✮React✮︎✮ | 55% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✮︎✮PeeriE✮✮ | 4 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✮︎✮PeeriE✮✮ | 45 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #2 | ✮︎✮Toothless✮︎✮ | 39 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | ✮︎✮React✮︎✮ | 38 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KoosiE | +4.93 | 83 | 60 |
| #2 | ✮︎✮PeeriE✮✮ | +1.01 | 75 | 39 |
| #3 | ✮︎✮React✮︎✮ | -0.81 | 26 | 60 |
| #4 | ✮︎✮Toothless✮︎✮ | -3.68 | 20 | 52 |





