








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 259 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Premier | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2898 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,726 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2892 | 43% |
| Smokes | 1655 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 746 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 1433 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $596,896 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 512 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shettyman | 71% | 14 |
| #2 | uwu | 60% | 40 |
| #3 | vvesten | 59% | 46 |
| #4 | Ladelund | 54% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shettyman | 71% | 14 |
| #2 | uwu | 60% | 40 |
| #3 | vvesten | 59% | 46 |
| #4 | Ladelund | 54% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | uwu | 7 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | vvesten | 6 | 0.0067 |
| #3 | Ladelund | 2 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | shettyman | 1 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | uwu | 166 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #2 | vvesten | 123 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | shettyman | 50 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #4 | Ladelund | 11 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shettyman | +5.36 | 81 | 66 |
| #2 | vvesten | +2.89 | 87 | 58 |
| #3 | uwu | +0.94 | 89 | 59 |
| #4 | 1rrelevant | +0.73 | 81 | 57 |
| #5 | Ladelund | +0.38 | 43 | 38 |





