








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 819 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 538 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3755 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,252 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 746 | 12% |
| Smokes | 1742 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1926 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1838 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,216,840 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 274 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BretzLogic | 26 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | Sun-Wukong | 22 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Infinity | 19 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | Putty Squad | 5 | 0.0062 |
| #5 | xdhold | 4 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BretzLogic | 750 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #2 | xkliks | 412 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #3 | Sun-Wukong | 381 | 0.05 | 8 min |
| #4 | Infinity | 369 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #5 | Putty Squad | 206 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Putty Squad | +1.10 | 63 | 52 |
| #2 | BretzLogic | +1.06 | 70 | 43 |
| #3 | Vehnis | +1.01 | 64 | 27 |
| #4 | Sun-Wukong | +0.59 | 32 | 33 |
| #5 | xdhold | +0.33 | 25 | 35 |





