








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 492 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
790 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,695 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 251 | 9% |
| Smokes | 787 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 857 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 800 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $475,351 of utility $216 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 330 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheBlackDeath | 57% | 7 |
| #2 | Red Force Army | 44% | 9 |
| #3 | sugarfruitkiwi | 32% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheBlackDeath | 57% | 7 |
| #2 | Red Force Army | 44% | 9 |
| #3 | sugarfruitkiwi | 32% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sugarfruitkiwi | 6 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | TheBlackDeath | 2 | 0.0118 |
| #3 | Red Force Army | 1 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sugarfruitkiwi | 100 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #2 | Red Force Army | 19 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #3 | TheBlackDeath | 7 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheBlackDeath | +3.76 | 73 | 24 |
| #2 | R3KiWi | +0.89 | 57 | 40 |
| #3 | Red Force Army | -4.13 | 15 | 37 |
| #4 | sugarfruitkiwi | -4.70 | 13 | 36 |





