








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 184 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 91 matches | ||
| Premier | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2344 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,743 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1497 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1455 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1264 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 527 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $332,137 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 107 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | realTACOURT^ | 82% | 28 |
| #2 | Anydote | 61% | 18 |
| #3 | 𓆩α𝐏𝖾𝐗 𝐂𝐒․ | 58% | 19 |
| #4 | VVS | 56% | 18 |
| #5 | Indian Lover | 53% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Anydote | 61% | 18 |
| #3 | 𓆩α𝐏𝖾𝐗 𝐂𝐒․ | 58% | 19 |
| #4 | VVS | 56% | 18 |
| #5 | Indian Lover | 53% | 53 |
| #6 | SolVraa | 49% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Indian Lover | 10 | 0.0103 |
| #2 | realTACOURT^ | 7 | 0.0132 |
| #3 | 𓆩α𝐏𝖾𝐗 𝐂𝐒․ | 4 | 0.0119 |
| #4 | SolVraa | 3 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | Anydote | 2 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | realTACOURT^ | 117 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #2 | Indian Lover | 85 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | SolVraa | 78 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | VVS | 57 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | 𓆩α𝐏𝖾𝐗 𝐂𝐒․ | 29 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𓆩α𝐏𝖾𝐗 𝐂𝐒․ | +3.92 | 67 | 49 |
| #2 | AyFrenZ | +3.86 | 86 | 43 |
| #3 | realTACOURT^ | +1.28 | 87 | 65 |
| #4 | Indian Lover | +1.03 | 85 | 39 |
| #5 | VVS | -0.27 | 75 | 59 |





