








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 50 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2405 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,101 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1542 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1372 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 813 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1374 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $336,951 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 74 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Korreη₯ | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | Siggenator | 50% | 94 |
| #3 | omΓΆjligt | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Korreη₯ | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | Siggenator | 50% | 94 |
| #3 | omΓΆjligt | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Siggenator | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | omΓΆjligt | 1 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Siggenator | 133 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #2 | omΓΆjligt | 74 | 0.27 | 2 min |
| #3 | Korreη₯ | 27 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | πππ§π§π | +4.06 | 93 | 55 |
| #2 | omΓΆjligt | +1.43 | 76 | 80 |
| #3 | Korreη₯ | +0.98 | 76 | 56 |
| #4 | Siggenator | -4.89 | 33 | 27 |





