








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 684 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 485 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 93 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5289 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,841 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6336 | 34% |
| Smokes | 3905 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4917 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3683 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,478,300 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 155 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IHmaHu | 379 | 0.06 | 10 min |
| #2 | NecessaryScudsonic(NSs) | 226 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #3 | Kordalinge | 137 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #4 | Martine | 107 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | Le Typhon Humanoïde | 88 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NecessaryScudsonic(NSs) | +1.09 | 61 | 65 |
| #2 | Martine | +1.06 | 65 | 65 |
| #3 | Le Typhon Humanoïde | +0.28 | 59 | 57 |
| #4 | marcha | -0.15 | 64 | 66 |
| #5 | Kordalinge | -0.66 | 58 | 72 |





