








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
106 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 351 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 132 | 38% |
| Smokes | 113 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 32 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 74 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $66,622 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ronni Roligan | 100% | 3 |
| #2 | Snoweh | 61% | 28 |
| #3 | Junior | 61% | 28 |
| #4 | arthur | 59% | 22 |
| #5 | 𝔐𝔄𝔛𝔛ℑ𝔈 | 58% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ronni Roligan | 100% | 3 |
| #2 | Snoweh | 61% | 28 |
| #3 | Junior | 61% | 28 |
| #4 | arthur | 59% | 22 |
| #5 | 𝔐𝔄𝔛𝔛ℑ𝔈 | 58% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝔐𝔄𝔛𝔛ℑ𝔈 | 3 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | arthur | 3 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | Snoweh | 2 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | Junior | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Ronni Roligan | 1 | 0.0179 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Junior | 46 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #2 | arthur | 45 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | Snoweh | 21 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #4 | 𝔐𝔄𝔛𝔛ℑ𝔈 | 16 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | Ronni Roligan | 2 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ronni Roligan | +7.21 | 93 | 42 |
| #2 | Junior | +6.86 | 89 | 54 |
| #3 | Snoweh | +2.99 | 83 | 28 |
| #4 | arthur | +1.68 | 82 | 32 |
| #5 | 𝔐𝔄𝔛𝔛ℑ𝔈 | -4.48 | 18 | 24 |





