








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 872 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 354 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4453 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,684 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2543 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3993 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 2135 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2013 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,218,102 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 559 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tilt | 58% | 33 |
| #2 | NEBULA | 54% | 89 |
| #3 | Leviossa | 50% | 308 |
| #4 | godsyndrome | 48% | 33 |
| #5 | ROZENBERG-- | 37% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tilt | 58% | 33 |
| #2 | NEBULA | 54% | 89 |
| #3 | Leviossa | 50% | 308 |
| #4 | godsyndrome | 48% | 33 |
| #5 | ROZENBERG-- | 37% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leviossa | 10 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | NEBULA | 6 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | godsyndrome | 3 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | Tilt | 2 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leviossa | 157 | 0.02 | 4 min |
| #2 | godsyndrome | 150 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #3 | ROZENBERG-- | 130 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | NEBULA | 108 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | Tilt | 83 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 777 | +3.63 | 88 | 52 |
| #2 | godsyndrome | +0.48 | 81 | 49 |
| #3 | NEBULA | -0.19 | 68 | 52 |
| #4 | ROZENBERG-- | -1.02 | 59 | 51 |
| #5 | Tilt | -1.08 | 63 | 53 |





