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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 366 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 80 matches | ||
| Wingman | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1675 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,112 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 226 | 20% |
| Smokes | 84 | 8% |
| HE Grenades | 361 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 441 | 40% |
Our logs show you have wasted $700,001 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 205 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | McFlurry™ Nutella® - McDonald | 72% | 46 |
| #2 | Dunko | 56% | 162 |
| #3 | osama bin landin | 54% | 175 |
| #4 | McFlurry® with OREO® Cookies | 54% | 67 |
| #5 | Diablo | 33% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | McFlurry™ Nutella® - McDonald | 72% | 46 |
| #2 | Dunko | 56% | 162 |
| #3 | osama bin landin | 54% | 175 |
| #4 | McFlurry® with OREO® Cookies | 54% | 67 |
| #5 | Diablo | 33% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dunko | 25 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | McFlurry® with OREO® Cookies | 17 | 0.0139 |
| #3 | McFlurry™ Nutella® - McDonald | 11 | 0.0133 |
| #4 | osama bin landin | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Diablo | 3 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | osama bin landin | 447 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #2 | McFlurry® with OREO® Cookies | 361 | 0.29 | 7 min |
| #3 | Dunko | 141 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #4 | Diablo | 115 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | McFlurry™ Nutella® - McDonald | 71 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dunko | +5.48 | 76 | 33 |
| #2 | McFlurry™ Nutella® - McDonald | +4.74 | 66 | 46 |
| #3 | osama bin landin | +3.16 | 79 | 36 |
| #4 | McFlurry® with OREO® Cookies | -1.05 | 32 | 64 |
| #5 | Diablo | -1.37 | 50 | 49 |





