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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
562 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,438 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 884 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1057 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 852 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 645 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $128,092 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 139 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iTzMe | 59% | 37 |
| #2 | ✪₥łⱤ₳₵ⱠɆ✪ | 54% | 37 |
| #3 | ƦaFiyah.🎔 -60fps | 50% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iTzMe | 59% | 37 |
| #2 | ✪₥łⱤ₳₵ⱠɆ✪ | 54% | 37 |
| #3 | ƦaFiyah.🎔 -60fps | 50% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪₥łⱤ₳₵ⱠɆ✪ | 4 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | iTzMe | 4 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | ƦaFiyah.🎔 -60fps | 2 | 0.0147 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪₥łⱤ₳₵ⱠɆ✪ | 73 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #2 | iTzMe | 58 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | ƦaFiyah.🎔 -60fps | 22 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪₥łⱤ₳₵ⱠɆ✪ | +3.84 | 81 | 68 |
| #2 | ƦaFiyah.🎔 -60fps | +0.56 | 69 | 51 |
| #3 | iTzMe | +0.11 | 56 | 52 |
| #4 | シ︎𝖘𝖚𝖐𝖚𝖓𝖆 | -0.71 | 38 | 62 |





