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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 285 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2935 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,676 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2096 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2524 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 917 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 2139 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $609,500 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 46 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tsuki | 61% | 44 |
| #2 | yonk | 57% | 28 |
| #3 | 枪马了你骂枪呀 | 50% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tsuki | 61% | 44 |
| #2 | yonk | 57% | 28 |
| #3 | 枪马了你骂枪呀 | 50% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 枪马了你骂枪呀 | 6 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | Tsuki | 6 | 0.0072 |
| #3 | yonk | 3 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tsuki | 114 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | 枪马了你骂枪呀 | 68 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | yonk | 29 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yonk | +2.75 | 61 | 45 |
| #2 | 情绪化 | +1.63 | 67 | 44 |
| #3 | Tsuki | +1.00 | 67 | 51 |
| #4 | 枪马了你骂枪呀 | +0.13 | 54 | 35 |





