








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 564 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 236 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 51 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3963 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,892 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2573 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2707 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 992 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 2620 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $375,894 of utility $26 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 732 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | |SPY+ | 57% | 227 |
| #2 | E. Jax | 55% | 147 |
| #3 | JoWulu | 53% | 40 |
| #4 | von_hirntod | 53% | 40 |
| #5 | SirFlorian77 | 53% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mario | +2.30 | 34 | 72 |
| #2 | EzDav1d | +1.76 | 77 | 36 |
| #3 | E. Jax | +1.42 | 33 | 33 |
| #4 | JoWulu | +1.02 | 26 | 61 |
| #5 | |SPY+ | +0.67 | 9 | 35 |





