








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 224 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 80 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
892 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,616 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 566 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1404 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 716 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 930 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $640,208 of utility $201 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 60 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Pilota123 | 57% | 86 |
| #7 | s0mple | 55% | 74 |
| #8 | Hypermack | 49% | 43 |
| #9 | Recep Tayyip Erdoğan | 40% | 10 |
| #10 | ChichoBarni | 34% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pilota123 | 8 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Recep Tayyip Erdoğan | 7 | 0.0341 |
| #3 | s0mple | 5 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | p.asenov | 4 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | ChichoBarni | 4 | 0.0067 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s0mple | 197 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #2 | p.asenov | 188 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #3 | Osama Ben "10" Laden | 74 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | Hypermack | 73 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | Doychev | 66 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Doychev | +4.43 | 85 | 64 |
| #2 | Dudelotaf1 | +2.48 | 47 | 41 |
| #3 | p.asenov | +2.31 | 63 | 64 |
| #4 | Pilota123 | +2.05 | 67 | 36 |
| #5 | s0mple | +1.92 | 61 | 63 |





