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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Esplay | 8 matches | 1,463 | |
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
222 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 644 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 180 | 28% |
| Smokes | 107 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 176 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 181 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $117,097 of utility $237 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Olle | 100% | 4 |
| #2 | jjshsjfj | 57% | 7 |
| #3 | Wenström | 50% | 12 |
| #4 | Felanoo | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Olle | 100% | 4 |
| #2 | jjshsjfj | 57% | 7 |
| #3 | Wenström | 50% | 12 |
| #4 | Felanoo | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Olle | 2 | 0.0241 |
| #2 | Felanoo | 1 | 0.0069 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Felanoo | 31 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #2 | Wenström | 20 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #3 | Olle | 10 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #4 | jjshsjfj | 1 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wenström | +3.55 | 69 | 38 |
| #2 | Felanoo | +1.72 | 91 | 67 |
| #3 | Olle | +0.14 | 44 | 57 |
| #4 | Mackish#1 | -0.40 | 61 | 45 |
| #5 | jjshsjfj | -3.60 | 37 | 6 |





