








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 599 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 289 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 76 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




63 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6650 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,257 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3090 | 19% |
| Smokes | 5184 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3513 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4470 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,927,021 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 271 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ABTTU | +2.73 | 63 | 64 |
| #2 | Lollerozar | +2.41 | 72 | 75 |
| #3 | Lawnmower Man | +1.08 | 69 | 65 |
| #4 | el jefé | +0.13 | 69 | 36 |
| #5 | TRASHK1DDO | -0.60 | 70 | 47 |





