








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 328 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2856 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,895 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1022 | 21% |
| Smokes | 439 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 1975 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 1459 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $837,596 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 379 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fer0x_god | 55% | 223 |
| #2 | _richz11 | 48% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fer0x_god | 55% | 223 |
| #2 | _richz11 | 48% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fer0x_god | 27 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | _richz11 | 11 | 0.0074 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fer0x_god | 788 | 0.17 | 19 min |
| #2 | _richz11 | 95 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fer0x_god | +2.70 | 78 | 67 |
| #2 | mozog | +0.22 | 68 | 47 |
| #3 | _richz11 | -2.60 | 61 | 38 |





