








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1555 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 657 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 195 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




438 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9288 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,428 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5480 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5776 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5593 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4579 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,950,595 of utility $230 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10072 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | King Balls II | 44% | 126 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | King Balls II | 44% | 126 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | King Balls II | 57 | 0.0233 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | King Balls II | 183 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tony ferguson | +0.31 | 65 | 44 |
| #2 | King Balls II | -0.14 | 39 | 24 |





