








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1665 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 546 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 70 matches | ||
| Wingman | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 217 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




111 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7816 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,820 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7796 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3467 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 10439 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 7118 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,833,261 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 540 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿Francesco noize♿ | 24 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | LoseR | 14 | 0.0072 |
| #3 | TeMpØ Tøxiс | 12 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | Freddy Krueger | 11 | 0.0081 |
| #5 | brumbrumbert | 8 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿Francesco noize♿ | 677 | 0.09 | 13 min |
| #2 | TeMpØ Tøxiс | 234 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #3 | Raymond Reddington | 182 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | Freddy Krueger | 142 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | ︻デ 一 |Skinny Pete|☆ | 97 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Freddy Krueger | +2.23 | 67 | 47 |
| #2 | brumbrumbert | +1.29 | 58 | 54 |
| #3 | ♿Francesco noize♿ | +0.78 | 23 | 51 |
| #4 | ツAyoCubaツ | +0.67 | 27 | 40 |
| #5 | ︻デ 一 |Skinny Pete|☆ | +0.49 | 54 | 37 |





