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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 164 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 141 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1710 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,624 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 831 | 13% |
| Smokes | 1915 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2075 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1803 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $718,072 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 444 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YAMATO | 54% | 98 |
| #2 | ✧ kreCCi | 48% | 84 |
| #3 | naxui | 47% | 68 |
| #4 | ned | 45% | 76 |
| #5 | Paulius | 38% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ✧ kreCCi | 48% | 84 |
| #3 | naxui | 47% | 68 |
| #4 | ned | 45% | 76 |
| #5 | Paulius | 38% | 55 |
| #6 | alfonso | 36% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✧ kreCCi | 8 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | ned | 8 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | Paulius | 6 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | YAMATO | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | alfonso | 4 | 0.0092 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YAMATO | 232 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #2 | naxui | 191 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #3 | ✧ kreCCi | 158 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | ned | 140 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | Paulius | 96 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YAMATO | +1.53 | 84 | 59 |
| #2 | alfonso | +1.33 | 90 | 41 |
| #3 | Paulius | +1.28 | 80 | 59 |
| #4 | Modestashh | +0.97 | 76 | 55 |
| #5 | ✧ kreCCi | -0.04 | 75 | 66 |





