








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 195 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




62 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2300 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,109 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1389 | 45% |
| Smokes | 793 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 302 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 625 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $332,301 of utility $70 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 304 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Evil Tortilla | 11 | 0.0217 |
| #2 | akku | 9 | 0.0273 |
| #3 | Keyboard Warrior | 7 | 0.0108 |
| #4 | Jamaica | 7 | 0.0167 |
| #5 | Näätä :D | 3 | 0.0108 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | akku | +4.62 | 85 | 55 |
| #2 | Mato | +3.72 | 94 | 66 |
| #3 | Näätä :D | +3.39 | 76 | 48 |
| #4 | Keyboard Warrior | +2.44 | 71 | 65 |
| #5 | Jamaica | +1.28 | 79 | 36 |





