








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 454 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September






The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 156 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2287 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,978 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2193 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1238 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 1852 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1695 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $444,053 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 589 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | glockada ta adaptada | 93% | 15 |
| #2 | manaos | 85% | 59 |
| #3 | !@#& | 85% | 65 |
| #4 | bradey | 76% | 17 |
| #5 | unlimited | 76% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1905 | 188 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #2 | unlimited | 183 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | !@#& | 106 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | manaos | 71 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | glockada ta adaptada | 61 | 0.28 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bradey | +3.83 | 83 | 48 |
| #2 | unlimited | +2.85 | 88 | 46 |
| #3 | 𝙨𝙪𝙠𝙞 | +2.56 | 87 | 65 |
| #4 | glockada ta adaptada | +2.55 | 84 | 74 |
| #5 | !@#& | +2.39 | 82 | 44 |





