








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 523 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 186 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1778 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,168 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 747 | 18% |
| Smokes | 816 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1132 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1473 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,315,630 of utility $247 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 21 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AhmedRahka | 69% | 16 |
| #2 | Steffe ツ | 61% | 33 |
| #3 | ✞Edwin✞ | 53% | 30 |
| #4 | Yucca | 52% | 21 |
| #5 | ★Maxu★ | 45% | 126 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ✞Edwin✞ | 53% | 30 |
| #4 | Yucca | 52% | 21 |
| #5 | ★Maxu★ | 45% | 126 |
| #6 | rautaraktori666 | 44% | 18 |
| #7 | tobbEND | 42% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★Maxu★ | 8 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | ✞Edwin✞ | 6 | 0.0100 |
| #3 | tobbEND | 2 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Steffe ツ | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★Maxu★ | 293 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #2 | tobbEND | 88 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #3 | ✞Edwin✞ | 68 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | rautaraktori666 | 44 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | Steffe ツ | 12 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✞Edwin✞ | +3.97 | 54 | 60 |
| #2 | Steffe ツ | +3.73 | 68 | 42 |
| #3 | AhmedRahka | +2.68 | 80 | 62 |
| #4 | ★Maxu★ | +0.82 | 36 | 64 |
| #5 | Yucca | +0.07 | 47 | 41 |





