








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 116 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
525 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,151 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 712 | 33% |
| Smokes | 575 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 425 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 439 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $130,887 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kukkko | 100% | 4 |
| #2 | Jeppe | 91% | 11 |
| #3 | JERska erasfta3wg5,u7345u85g,385 | 83% | 6 |
| #4 | Sönde | 75% | 4 |
| #5 | mönkky | 70% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | tene | 61% | 23 |
| #8 | fortnitetravisscott | 55% | 11 |
| #9 | 1MMU | 33% | 3 |
| #10 | burger lover | 33% | 3 |
| #11 | M!ksu | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tene | 2 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | $W | 1 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | 1MMU | 1 | 0.0147 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | $W | 46 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #2 | Jeppe | 35 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #3 | fortnitetravisscott | 21 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #4 | JERska erasfta3wg5,u7345u85g,385 | 21 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| #5 | tene | 18 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jeppe | +4.00 | 58 | 67 |
| #2 | JERska erasfta3wg5,u7345u85g,385 | +3.47 | 87 | 83 |
| #3 | $W | +2.30 | 86 | 60 |
| #4 | kukkko | +1.27 | 64 | 62 |
| #5 | burger lover | +1.15 | 66 | 50 |





