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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
427 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 930 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 260 | 28% |
| Smokes | 177 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 255 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 238 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $158,729 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 44 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LRN | 50% | 10 |
| #2 | Kajas | 42% | 12 |
| #3 | m❤ | 38% | 13 |
| #4 | Relâmpago Marquinhos | 38% | 8 |
| #5 | Amorim | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kajas | 23 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #2 | m❤ | 21 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #3 | Amorim | 19 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #4 | Relâmpago Marquinhos | 17 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #5 | LRN | 15 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LRN | +2.50 | 83 | 56 |
| #2 | Amy | +0.76 | 68 | 46 |
| #3 | Kajas | +0.57 | 47 | 47 |
| #4 | m❤ | -0.26 | 86 | 54 |
| #5 | Amorim | -0.26 | 62 | 51 |





