








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 216 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
896 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,547 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1263 | 36% |
| Smokes | 576 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 804 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 904 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $495,902 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 64 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shua | 68% | 19 |
| #2 | Flashbang129 | 58% | 26 |
| #3 | BludLung | 56% | 9 |
| #4 | Virgo | 42% | 26 |
| #5 | Chow | 42% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ PiNE | 4 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | Chow | 4 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | Virgo | 2 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | Shua | 2 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | BludLung | 2 | 0.0113 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shua | +5.68 | 75 | 74 |
| #2 | Virgo | +4.33 | 42 | 41 |
| #3 | BludLung | +1.23 | 38 | 74 |
| #4 | ✪ PiNE | +0.31 | 64 | 66 |
| #5 | GHOSTCS | -1.24 | 54 | 26 |





