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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 618 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Renown | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1508 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,047 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 635 | 31% |
| Smokes | 782 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 357 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 273 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $692,802 of utility $232 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1154 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sung Jin Woo | 75% | 16 |
| #2 | Bazsi15 | 55% | 20 |
| #3 | [Overpeek] Navaqua | 54% | 13 |
| #4 | [OVERPEEK] Rajed | 50% | 10 |
| #5 | kR1S1 | 46% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sung Jin Woo | 105 | 0.28 | 2 min |
| #2 | kR1S1 | 62 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | [Overpeek] Navaqua | 59 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| #4 | MoN | 47 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #5 | demon_ | 29 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MoN | +2.98 | 51 | 62 |
| #2 | Sung Jin Woo | +1.29 | 50 | 71 |
| #3 | [OVERPEEK] Rajed | +1.04 | 34 | 48 |
| #4 | FACEIT BOT E5CAPE | +0.97 | 68 | 34 |
| #5 | kR1S1 | +0.49 | 82 | 50 |





