








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 11 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
308 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3 | 16% |
| Smokes | 5 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 9 | 47% |
Our logs show you have wasted $10,271 of utility $7 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snake | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | Ender_Puppy | 63% | 8 |
| #3 | FrostyIce | 55% | 11 |
| #4 | GUNTHER | PSL 8 | 52% | 23 |
| #5 | Gart | 50% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jopy | 39 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #2 | Snake | 39 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #3 | GUNTHER | PSL 8 | 13 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #4 | FrostyIce | 13 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | Ender_Puppy | 7 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snake | +6.59 | 32 | 47 |
| #2 | Ender_Puppy | +4.39 | 57 | 22 |
| #3 | Gart | +3.35 | 45 | 28 |
| #4 | jopy | +3.15 | 64 | 20 |
| #5 | GUNTHER | PSL 8 | +1.44 | 62 | 10 |





