








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 268 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 74 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1038 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,416 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 621 | 18% |
| Smokes | 802 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1270 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 723 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $441,691 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 75 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sutger | 56% | 54 |
| #2 | Kamratlyn | 50% | 18 |
| #3 | POOKIE<3 | 49% | 53 |
| #4 | joe L | 46% | 28 |
| #5 | Pettsson | 46% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Kamratlyn | 50% | 18 |
| #3 | POOKIE<3 | 49% | 53 |
| #4 | joe L | 46% | 28 |
| #5 | Pettsson | 46% | 24 |
| #6 | penticlat | 45% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kamratlyn | 4 | 0.0104 |
| #2 | POOKIE<3 | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | POOKIE<3 | 94 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #2 | Pettsson | 91 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #3 | Sutger | 66 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | penticlat | 46 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #5 | Kamratlyn | 31 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sutger | +0.69 | 58 | 39 |
| #2 | PORKY :3 | +0.41 | 41 | 55 |
| #3 | POOKIE<3 | +0.34 | 73 | 42 |
| #4 | penticlat | -1.34 | 75 | 52 |
| #5 | Pettsson | -1.92 | 42 | 63 |





