








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 544 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 248 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3160 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,502 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2472 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3403 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3232 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2395 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $657,685 of utility $59 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 257 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fosho4 | 49% | 145 |
| #2 | SiniMini | 48% | 187 |
| #3 | lexooo #Power | 42% | 48 |
| #4 | ariZona | 40% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fosho4 | 49% | 145 |
| #2 | SiniMini | 48% | 187 |
| #3 | lexooo #Power | 42% | 48 |
| #4 | ariZona | 40% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fosho4 | 25 | 0.0084 |
| #2 | lexooo #Power | 12 | 0.0122 |
| #3 | SiniMini | 11 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | ariZona | 3 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SiniMini | 428 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #2 | Fosho4 | 357 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #3 | lexooo #Power | 47 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | ariZona | 40 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ariZona | +6.02 | 80 | 51 |
| #2 | Fosho4 | +5.95 | 87 | 62 |
| #3 | SiniMini | +2.38 | 70 | 67 |
| #4 | lexooo #Power | +0.23 | 71 | 44 |
| #5 | ievkaa | -4.71 | 42 | 45 |





