








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2162 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 744 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 274 matches | ||
| Premier | 190 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 151 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




76 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
19114 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,189 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2694 | 44% |
| Smokes | 2264 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 592 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 639 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,999,284 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4096 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bigfoot Fleshlight | 47% | 532 |
| #2 | B R E E Z Y | 39% | 107 |
| #3 | Atlas | 36% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bigfoot Fleshlight | 47% | 532 |
| #2 | B R E E Z Y | 39% | 107 |
| #3 | Atlas | 36% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bigfoot Fleshlight | 60 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | B R E E Z Y | 18 | 0.0084 |
| #3 | Atlas | 16 | 0.0086 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Atlas | 163 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #2 | Bigfoot Fleshlight | 123 | 0.01 | 3 min |
| #3 | B R E E Z Y | 82 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bigfoot Fleshlight | +3.70 | 79 | 29 |
| #2 | Atlas | +0.75 | 43 | 61 |
| #3 | jinroix | -0.29 | 80 | 20 |
| #4 | B R E E Z Y | -3.44 | 18 | 15 |





