








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 288 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 346 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2733 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,239 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4441 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3806 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3270 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3722 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,759,228 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 665 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aly BENGALY | 47% | 384 |
| #2 | $ Gelato | 46% | 121 |
| #3 | Jesper Stone | 45% | 174 |
| #4 | Thomas Gottschalk 1994 | 40% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aly BENGALY | 47% | 384 |
| #2 | $ Gelato | 46% | 121 |
| #3 | Jesper Stone | 45% | 174 |
| #4 | Thomas Gottschalk 1994 | 40% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aly BENGALY | 17 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | $ Gelato | 17 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | Jesper Stone | 13 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | Thomas Gottschalk 1994 | 10 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aly BENGALY | 742 | 0.09 | 17 min |
| #2 | $ Gelato | 218 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | Thomas Gottschalk 1994 | 173 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | Jesper Stone | 69 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aly BENGALY | +3.26 | 52 | 65 |
| #2 | $ Gelato | +0.52 | 48 | 52 |
| #3 | Thomas Gottschalk 1994 | -1.40 | 65 | 32 |
| #4 | AlfonsoMenendes | -1.96 | 37 | 65 |
| #5 | Jesper Stone | -3.15 | 19 | 47 |





