








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1329 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 380 matches | ||
| Faceit | 239 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6999 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,927 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5937 | 23% |
| Smokes | 8290 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 4653 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 7047 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,103,069 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1429 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | miika5230 | 54% | 110 |
| #2 | AndreV1101 | 51% | 117 |
| #3 | Labidas | 51% | 86 |
| #4 | Mr. Tilt | 51% | 177 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | miika5230 | 54% | 110 |
| #2 | AndreV1101 | 51% | 117 |
| #3 | Labidas | 51% | 86 |
| #4 | Mr. Tilt | 51% | 177 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. Tilt | 24 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | AndreV1101 | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Labidas | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | miika5230 | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. Tilt | 810 | 0.21 | 22 min |
| #2 | AndreV1101 | 219 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | miika5230 | 155 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | Labidas | 56 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Labidas | +1.35 | 78 | 36 |
| #2 | Mr. Tilt | +1.02 | 57 | 73 |
| #3 | AndreV1101 | +0.44 | 67 | 61 |
| #4 | нико калашников | -0.04 | 61 | 62 |
| #5 | miika5230 | -1.52 | 47 | 38 |





