








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 382 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 129 matches | ||
| Wingman | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




80 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2343 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,949 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1253 | 42% |
| Smokes | 299 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 756 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 641 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $574,908 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 299 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lonelyyBOOM | 58% | 19 |
| #2 | JimmyBoyTTV B> Skins | 54% | 46 |
| #3 | Jypa | 53% | 17 |
| #4 | Heinekenbier1997 | 50% | 18 |
| #5 | Senpaii | 46% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lonelyyBOOM | 17 | 0.0442 |
| #2 | Jypa | 10 | 0.0293 |
| #3 | PapaPeer | 8 | 0.0110 |
| #4 | Senpaii | 7 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | momo | 7 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jypa | +6.29 | 80 | 60 |
| #2 | Marijn | +1.94 | 69 | 64 |
| #3 | JimmyBoyTTV B> Skins | +1.41 | 55 | 39 |
| #4 | Voldeq | +1.23 | 73 | 43 |
| #5 | momo | +0.56 | 54 | 54 |





