








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1540 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 941 matches | ||
| Wingman | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12015 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,598 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9735 | 31% |
| Smokes | 9524 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 5263 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 7076 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,399,804 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 425 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mofasa | 54% | 203 |
| #2 | simbaa | 49% | 397 |
| #3 | RenZey | 47% | 572 |
| #4 | 雑草 H0D1N1 | 46% | 168 |
| #5 | PHERB | 37% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mofasa | 54% | 203 |
| #2 | simbaa | 49% | 397 |
| #3 | RenZey | 47% | 572 |
| #4 | 雑草 H0D1N1 | 46% | 168 |
| #5 | PHERB | 37% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | simbaa | 66 | 0.0079 |
| #2 | 雑草 H0D1N1 | 26 | 0.0075 |
| #3 | RenZey | 18 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Mofasa | 11 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | PHERB | 6 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RenZey | 992 | 0.09 | 23 min |
| #2 | Mofasa | 691 | 0.17 | 17 min |
| #3 | simbaa | 605 | 0.07 | 18 min |
| #4 | 雑草 H0D1N1 | 235 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | PHERB | 91 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | simbaa | +1.80 | 80 | 59 |
| #2 | Mofasa | +1.21 | 85 | 63 |
| #3 | daddy silver | +1.05 | 69 | 62 |
| #4 | RenZey | -1.71 | 52 | 52 |
| #5 | 雑草 H0D1N1 | -1.93 | 54 | 43 |





