








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3067 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 646 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 308 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12468 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,879 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9755 | 33% |
| Smokes | 9141 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4265 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 6718 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,229,575 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2301 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sh1tteN [2early4this] | 54% | 193 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sh1tteN [2early4this] | 54% | 193 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sh1tteN [2early4this] | 11 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sh1tteN [2early4this] | 793 | 0.21 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frozen- | +3.02 | 67 | 50 |
| #2 | sh1tteN [2early4this] | +0.51 | 52 | 49 |





