








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 338 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 264 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3102 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,969 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2313 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1706 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 3147 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1803 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,174,430 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 338 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stormi | 78% | 32 |
| #2 | Sour Cream | 60% | 20 |
| #3 | ♡AilYlo♡ | 59% | 22 |
| #4 | Koma- | 57% | 35 |
| #5 | xaxaxa | 42% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stormi | 78% | 32 |
| #2 | Sour Cream | 60% | 20 |
| #3 | ♡AilYlo♡ | 59% | 22 |
| #4 | Koma- | 57% | 35 |
| #5 | xaxaxa | 42% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stormi | 4 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sour Cream | 91 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #2 | xaxaxa | 53 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | Stormi | 49 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | ♡AilYlo♡ | 43 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | Koma- | 37 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koma- | +4.81 | 75 | 64 |
| #2 | Stormi | +4.33 | 74 | 47 |
| #3 | Sour Cream | +0.11 | 55 | 68 |
| #4 | SuNrise | +0.00 | 44 | 54 |
| #5 | xaxaxa | -0.53 | 44 | 41 |





