








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 199 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
731 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,454 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 298 | 20% |
| Smokes | 928 | 64% |
| HE Grenades | 97 | 7% |
| Molotovs | 131 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $52,910 of utility $22 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 215 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Az3ro | 50% | 28 |
| #2 | 1s2g | 38% | 92 |
| #3 | aukom666 | 36% | 61 |
| #4 | [Noted] | 31% | 81 |
| #5 | .noclips zuhn | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1s2g | 88 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #2 | Vygimau5 | 55 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #3 | aukom666 | 37 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | .noclips zuhn | 27 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | Az3ro | 22 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .noclips zuhn | +2.72 | 63 | 50 |
| #2 | 1s2g | +2.12 | 49 | 49 |
| #3 | Az3ro | +0.94 | 53 | 26 |
| #4 | Vygimau5 | +0.17 | 29 | 34 |
| #5 | aukom666 | -0.31 | 47 | 18 |





