








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 157 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1140 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,615 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 752 | 29% |
| Smokes | 781 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 439 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 643 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $174,407 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 165 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fady | 64% | 45 |
| #2 | Dille | 63% | 8 |
| #3 | onnisonni3 | 58% | 55 |
| #4 | manj0tt | 44% | 9 |
| #5 | Nuuskis | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fady | 64% | 45 |
| #2 | Dille | 63% | 8 |
| #3 | onnisonni3 | 58% | 55 |
| #4 | manj0tt | 44% | 9 |
| #5 | Nuuskis | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dille | 6 | 0.0357 |
| #2 | fady | 5 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | onnisonni3 | 4 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Nuuskis | 2 | 0.0068 |
| #5 | manj0tt | 1 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fady | 93 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #2 | onnisonni3 | 69 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | Dille | 36 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #4 | manj0tt | 26 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | Nuuskis | 24 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | onnisonni3 | +2.40 | 77 | 53 |
| #2 | årling | +1.95 | 76 | 49 |
| #3 | fady | +1.65 | 62 | 58 |
| #4 | Nuuskis | +0.39 | 69 | 54 |
| #5 | Dille | -1.68 | 59 | 52 |





