








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1476 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 845 matches | ||
| Wingman | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 74 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




96 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9077 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 49,329 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 15949 | 32% |
| Smokes | 15931 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 5412 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 12037 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,428,024 of utility $58 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2069 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | intel atom | 52% | 191 |
| #2 | ironslayer | 49% | 301 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | intel atom | 52% | 191 |
| #2 | ironslayer | 49% | 301 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ironslayer | 19 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | intel atom | 12 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ironslayer | 559 | 0.09 | 13 min |
| #2 | intel atom | 325 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | intel atom | +1.31 | 57 | 59 |
| #2 | ironslayer | +0.72 | 54 | 56 |
| #3 | PrankMaster5 | -0.77 | 17 | 66 |





