








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
706 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,905 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1324 | 34% |
| Smokes | 976 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 729 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 876 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $127,597 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☆❀Proincs♡☆ | 114 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #2 | Virtual Sex Milf JOI POV Cuckold | 92 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | aulikkipertti | 67 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | mangosose | 54 | 0.26 | 1 min |
| #5 | juketsuk | 53 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pentti | +6.66 | 74 | 80 |
| #2 | Virtual Sex Milf JOI POV Cuckold | +5.76 | 69 | 62 |
| #3 | aulikkipertti | +4.40 | 72 | 55 |
| #4 | mangosose | +3.72 | 32 | 71 |
| #5 | DOUBLE HANDED MISTER TWISTER | -0.46 | 41 | 66 |





