








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 158 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
737 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,010 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 548 | 27% |
| Smokes | 567 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 526 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 369 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $460,865 of utility $196 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leafninn | 48% | 111 |
| #2 | thijner1000 | 47% | 43 |
| #3 | vaulted | 44% | 36 |
| #4 | skamtebord_alex | 31% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leafninn | 48% | 111 |
| #2 | thijner1000 | 47% | 43 |
| #3 | vaulted | 44% | 36 |
| #4 | skamtebord_alex | 31% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leafninn | 18 | 0.0086 |
| #2 | skamtebord_alex | 9 | 0.0116 |
| #3 | thijner1000 | 5 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | vaulted | 4 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leafninn | 161 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #2 | skamtebord_alex | 73 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | thijner1000 | 66 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | vaulted | 9 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leafninn | +2.51 | 49 | 51 |
| #2 | thijner1000 | -0.33 | 51 | 39 |
| #3 | Mc_Coner | -2.03 | 33 | 41 |
| #4 | skamtebord_alex | -2.66 | 36 | 33 |
| #5 | vaulted | -2.70 | 61 | 19 |





