








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 200 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2408 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,578 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2071 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2413 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2727 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2367 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $570,026 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moat360 | 58% | 172 |
| #2 | 베이징아wst03카데미를달 | 55% | 166 |
| #3 | drawbridge360 | 52% | 33 |
| #4 | amigo | 44% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moat360 | 58% | 172 |
| #2 | 베이징아wst03카데미를달 | 55% | 166 |
| #3 | drawbridge360 | 52% | 33 |
| #4 | amigo | 44% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 베이징아wst03카데미를달 | 24 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | Moat360 | 18 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | amigo | 11 | 0.0096 |
| #4 | drawbridge360 | 4 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 베이징아wst03카데미를달 | 413 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #2 | amigo | 259 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #3 | Moat360 | 228 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | drawbridge360 | 33 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | drawbridge360 | +3.49 | 77 | 49 |
| #2 | Moat360 | +3.48 | 72 | 49 |
| #3 | 베이징아wst03카데미를달 | +1.55 | 65 | 52 |
| #4 | amigo | -1.04 | 35 | 61 |
| #5 | 501 - Officer GF | -1.53 | 33 | 47 |





