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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 244 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1847 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,806 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1766 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1816 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2977 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 1247 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,431,444 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 108 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | landonnnnnnn | 72% | 25 |
| #2 | zmac | 41% | 232 |
| #3 | landonn-1rp | 39% | 64 |
| #4 | Vadergater | 39% | 103 |
| #5 | MaddogginU | 36% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | landonn-1rp | 39% | 64 |
| #4 | Vadergater | 39% | 103 |
| #5 | MaddogginU | 36% | 59 |
| #6 | RedBeard | 35% | 182 |
| #7 | katoBANKAI-1rp | 28% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RedBeard | 27 | 0.0077 |
| #2 | zmac | 16 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | landonn-1rp | 5 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | landonnnnnnn | 3 | 0.0061 |
| #5 | Vadergater | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RedBeard | 441 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #2 | zmac | 353 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #3 | landonn-1rp | 119 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | katoBANKAI-1rp | 87 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | Vadergater | 59 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | landonnnnnnn | +12.03 | 61 | 61 |
| #2 | landonn-1rp | +8.29 | 59 | 67 |
| #3 | katoBANKAI-1rp | +1.50 | 39 | 82 |
| #4 | zmac | +1.34 | 41 | 68 |
| #5 | Vadergater | -1.45 | 35 | 42 |





