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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 364 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2688 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,177 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1414 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1697 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 926 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1140 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $965,559 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 265 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | heaat stroke | 69% | 103 |
| #2 | m9 | 57% | 23 |
| #3 | Arrox | 40% | 42 |
| #4 | Ongo Gablogian | 38% | 72 |
| #5 | PlumpPeanPapi | 36% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arrox | 222 | 0.28 | 6 min |
| #2 | Ongo Gablogian | 151 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | heaat stroke | 110 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | PlumpPeanPapi | 108 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #5 | linc | 55 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m9 | +7.26 | 86 | 68 |
| #2 | Arrox | +4.86 | 88 | 69 |
| #3 | linc | +4.27 | 78 | 55 |
| #4 | Bricky | +1.87 | 54 | 50 |
| #5 | Ongo Gablogian | +1.86 | 69 | 64 |





