








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 609 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 286 matches | ||
| Wingman | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 68 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2445 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,002 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3970 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3871 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1182 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 2979 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,592,220 of utility $203 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 326 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PKTS | Sr.Manco | 54% | 35 |
| #2 | FraggeTTi | 52% | 48 |
| #3 | | EME | | 47% | 34 |
| #4 | Rogerfg104 | 39% | 71 |
| #5 | AshNinjaYT | 38% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PKTS | Sr.Manco | 54% | 35 |
| #2 | FraggeTTi | 52% | 48 |
| #3 | | EME | | 47% | 34 |
| #4 | Rogerfg104 | 39% | 71 |
| #5 | AshNinjaYT | 38% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rogerfg104 | 5 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | PKTS | Sr.Manco | 3 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | AshNinjaYT | 2 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | FraggeTTi | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | | EME | | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rogerfg104 | 172 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #2 | FraggeTTi | 106 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | | EME | | 24 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | PKTS | Sr.Manco | 21 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | AshNinjaYT | 13 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rogerfg104 | +1.69 | 48 | 61 |
| #2 | PKTS | Sr.Manco | +0.64 | 36 | 61 |
| #3 | Ba1T | -0.60 | 66 | 62 |
| #4 | | EME | | -0.87 | 46 | 61 |
| #5 | FraggeTTi | -1.72 | 33 | 63 |





